This is one of those times where I may one day look back on and laugh... but for now, I just shake my head and think... what in the WORLD!!!!
The other night, Patrick was working really late. I had fed the boys dinner, and was upstairs putting Landon to bed when I could hear the older boys giggling (in kind of the guilty way kids do when they are up to no good) and messing around, and then I thought I heard mention of... well their boys parts... and so I put Landon in his crib and go to see what they are up to. I get down stairs and they are in the family room watching TV. I ask what they are doing and they of course say "nothing!" I pry more and put on my "stern mom" face and ask again what they were up to. Then Conner blurts out... "Brayden peed on me!" WHAT?!?!?! I ask for more explanation and only get the response from Brayden of "it wasn't my fault, he made me do it!" At this point, I'm not sure how that is at all possible, so I start getting mad and asking them exactly what happened. They then tell me that Brayden was in the bathroom and Conner decided he wanted to go in there too, (who knows why!) As Brayden is peeing, the thought comes to Conner's mind... "I wonder what pee smells like?" So he puts his head down next to the stream of pee to try to smell it!!!!! (WHAT THE?????) That makes Brayden mad (who can blame him!) and so he looses focus and gets pee in Conner's hair!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! What do you even say to that!!! I got mad at them, and explained that...
#1- We DO NOT go into the bathroom when someone else is in there
#2- We don't put our HEADS anywhere near other people going to the bathroom or the toilet!
#3- It does NOT matter what pee smells like, you don't try to smell your brother's pee!!!!!! THAT IS GROSS!!!
I never thought those word would have to come out of my mouth! But they did!
Really?!?!? Is this the luxury of Motherhood... especially a mother of boys?!?!
7 comments:
Sorry, but I had to laugh out loud at that. Totally normal for boys, right?!!
Okay I couldn't help but laugh!!! This is the funniest yet weirdest thing I have hear yet! Your boys are so funny! At least he didn't get pee on his face :p
Oh honey! Don't tell me that's what I'm in for!
That's hilarious!!! I am totally laughing right now because I can picture my boys doing the same thing.
ROFLMBO!!!! I don't think I've read anything so funny in a long time. Unfortunately, I totally get you. We haven't that exact conversation with my boys, but we've had our doozies. Too funny!
This is right up there with telling Jeffrey "Get that screwdriver out of your nose...." Good luck with that one ☺
That's awesome.
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